Adult erotica featuring Mucky Malcolm.

Many critics called Gigli one of the worst movies ever made, but their condemnation isn't entirely justified. True, the movie's got plenty of problems, including an inconsistent tone, gag-inducing dialogue, and a meandering plot that fails to generate momentum over 124 minutes. And yet, this character-based vehicle for Hollywood sweethearts Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez is not without its charms. To begin with, there's J-Lo, whose beauty and presence flourish despite by her ill-conceived role as a lesbian contract killer. Critics were also wrong in saying Lopez lacks on-screen chemistry with her off-screen beau; there are moments when they click, but director Martin Brest's screenplay maintains sexual confusion right up to an ending that's a total cop-out. Affleck (who did the lesbian-love thing in Chasing Amy) plays another good-natured killer, and their joint kidnapping job (involving the mentally disabled brother of a federal prosecutor) is destined to fail for all the right reasons, even as this anti-romantic comedy (featuring scenery-chewing cameos by Christopher Walken and Al Pacino) fails for all the wrong ones. --Jeff Shannon

Gigli is more famous for the bringing together of now real life lovers Ben Affleck and J-Lo, but in the film they star as crooks, babysitting a kidnap victim whilst their boss awaits the ransom. One thing leads to another, and hey presto - love is in the air.