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Friends the movie
by Nurse Ratched

Friends the movie JOEY
Tony Danza
CHANDLER
Jim Carrey
ROSS
George Clooney
MONICA
RACHEL
Michelle Pfeiffer
PHOEBE
Meg Ryan
GUNTER
Bruce Willis


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Simpson and/or Bruckheimer Movies
by Fletch

Simpson and/or Bruckheimer Movies 1. Top Gun
2. Crimson Tide
3. Armageddon
4. Bad Boys 2
5. The Rock



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It seemed like a pretty good career move, and for the most part it was. Demi Moore will never top any rational list of great actresses, but as her career stalled in the mid-1990s she had enough internal fire and external physicality to be just right for her title role in G.I. Jane. Her character's name isn't Jane--it's Jordan O'Neil--but the fact that she lacks a penis makes her an immediate standout in her elite training squad of Navy SEALs. She's been recruited as the first female SEAL trainee through a series of backroom political manoeuvres and must prove her military staying power against formidable odds--not the least of which is the abuse of a tyrannical master chief (Viggo Mortensen) who puts her through hell to improve her chances of success. Within the limitations of a glossy star vehicle, director Ridley Scott manages to incorporate the women-in-military issue with considerable impact, and Moore--along with her conspicuous breast enhancements and that memorable head-shaving scene--jumps into the role with everything she's got. Not a great movie by any means, but definitely a rousing crowd pleaser and it's worth watching just to hear Demi shout the words "Suck my ----!!" (rhymes with "chick"). --Jeff Shannon, Amazon.com

2003-06-02

Our favourite all-American hero has returned in this rerelease of the now cult-classic G.I. Joe movie from 1987. Once again G.I. Joe must protect the world from total obliteration. Cobra, the deadliest of foes and leader of an underground race of snake people, is proving to be a great threat to humankind. After spending many generations underground, he plans to take over the world again (with the help of his evil foes Pythona and Serpentor) by releasing deadly spores into the atmosphere. These spores can transform all life into the weakest of creatures, which means humans could potentially devolve into amoebas. However, in order to accomplish this, Cobra must acquire the Broadcast Energy Transmitter. (The BET activates the spores.) Luckily G.I. Joe is there to stop Cobra and his evil army. There are terrific fight scenes in which nobody gets hurt (like in all great A-Team episodes) and all your favourite G.I. Joe characters are here, including Falcon, Bazooka, Alpine, Duke, Snowjob and Roadblock. Starring voices also help lend a hand: Don Johnson, Burgess Meredith and Sergeant Slaughter. Forever and always, G.I. Joe will be "fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble, over land and sea and air!"--Samantha Allen Storey, Amazon.com

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Mel Gibson named most powerful person in Hollywood – what about Jim Cavaziel? He turned water into wine in that film Gibson made…

Angelina Jolie searching for a man who understands her S&M needs – give Tom Sizemore a call! He loves beating women…

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