1.Assigned with a 'dull' task of updating the Embassy computers in Romania, General Steve Michell is in for the most dangerous assignment of his career. 2. Phoenix: A policeman with virtues, should not get involved in gambling. If he does, then he would have to go through what Harry Collins faces in this flick. 3. run?run?run? well, if you have lost the Deep Throats money on a girl, then you have no choice.

So you get those directors commentaries on DVDs right? Well here's a spoof of all those from the mouth of the imaginary director Peter Delane, he who cobbled together episodes of Bonanza and Duchess of Duke Street... From the comedian that brought you Marion and Geoff.