Joey – Tony Danza (c’mon, the guy needs a break)

Chandler - Jim Carrey (funny but verging on annoying)

Ross – George Clooney (could play geeky?)

Monica - Demi Moore (hatchet–faced brunette)

Rachel – Michelle Pfeiffer (WASPY girl grown-up, she and George can reprise their spark from One Fine Day)

Phoebe – Meg Ryan (ditsy, blonde, and can’t hold a man)

And as a humdinger:

Gunter - Bruce Willis (give the man a bleach-job on his number one and you’re there)