Superman/Clarke Kent – Hugh Jackman

Lois Lane – Jennifer Garner

Lex Luthor – Sir Ben Kingsley

Jimmy Olsen – Haley Joel Osment

Perry White – Sir Elton John



Well, the Jackman pleased the fans for Wolverine. He’s an impressive looking guy for the cape. He was computer nerd in Swordfish, imagine if he wore glasses – voila! Clark Kent. He’s not too huge a star to blow the budget on just one guy, but he’s a name to settle the studios fears. Girls like him. Guys like him. He’s the new Clint Eastwood, and Frank Miller wrote Superman vs Batman with Clint in mind, so it’s all good! Added to this the rumour that he's replacing Pierce Brosnan as James Bond, and he might as well mop up all the franchises he can. Viggo sighs relief as he's already finished Lord of the Rings, but hey! Watch out Daniel Radcliffe! Hugh's kids want him to be Harry Potter!!

Heck, now Bryan 'X Men' Singer has signed up for Superman Returns, the Jackman-man is a lock. Surely...

Continuing the comic book theme, Daredevil’s Garner brings great acting, long dark hair and she’s a looker – enough to melt a man of steel’s heart…

We know Kingsley could do it with his eyes shut, but he might do it with some of the passion he found for Sexy Beast, and imagine that! He’d be on fire…and he’s bald.

Haley could be the youngest reporter The Daily Planet ever had – after Cameron Crowe of course, and I just like the idea of Elton running a newspaper with young boys writing for him – “Clark, I want your column, and I want it now!”