JOEY
Tony Danza
CHANDLER
Jim Carrey
ROSS
George Clooney
MONICA
RACHEL
Michelle Pfeiffer
PHOEBE
Meg Ryan
GUNTER
Bruce Willis

1. Top Gun
2. Crimson Tide
3. Armageddon
4. Bad Boys 2
5. The Rock

For once Fletch isnt impressed by Fat Slags – hit READ MORE for review…

BRANDON ROUTH to play Superman!!! – er, who? Maybe if he takes his glasses off we will suddenly recognise him…

Mel Gibson named most powerful person in Hollywood – what about Jim Cavaziel? He turned water into wine in that film Gibson made…

Angelina Jolie searching for a man who understands her S&M needs – give Tom Sizemore a call! He loves beating women…

Sarah Michelle Gellar to take lead in Buffy movie – bad casting we think…

Fletch hasn't slept, he's seen Pierce Brosnan's AFTER THE SUNSET - hit READ MORE for review...

Brundlefly goes all gooey at meeting Spaced's Jessica Stevenson - hit READ MORE to find out more...

Matt LeBlanc denies having nifter love in limos - he insists they are just FRIENDS...

Andie MacDowell divorces second husband - Four Weddings and a Funeral. Two more husbands and then we can all relax...

Martin Scorsese to shoot low budget films again - phew. No more Gangs of New York car crashes...

Charlize Theron insists on stunt people to do anything dangerous in her movies - lets hope her boyfriend Stuart Townsend doesnt insist on that, fingers crossed...

Alexander movie allegedly goes back to the edit suite because its too gay - Oliver Stone insists the fudge packing scene is authentic...

Richard Dreyfuss quits movies - didnt know he was still doing any...

Richard Gere gives the horse that bucked him a second chance - we said bucked, and horse not hamster...

Roberto Benigni to shoot comedy set in Iraq - seriously, we are not joking...

MAHONEY
Matthew McConaughey
HIGHTOWER
The Rock
TACKLEBERRY
Michael Moore
CAPT. REED
Leslie Nielson
THOMPSON
Kim Cattrall

1. Blade
2. Road to Perdition
3. Batman
4. The Matrix
5. Mask of Zorro

At last! Fletch has seen some more films! FAT SLAGS and MAN ON FIRE reviews – hit READ MORE…

Courtney Cox and Lisa Kudrow to play struggling actresses in their next roles – everyone wants to jump on the reality tv show thing…

Macauly Culkin got nabbed for drugs because he had his dog in the car with him – canine sounds a bit like something else I guess…

J-Lo refuses to sing at her wedding – she must really love her new husband…

Edward Furlong arrested for freeing lobsters – come with me if you want to live…

Ashton Kutchers restaurant is robbed twice in one weekend – the boy got punkd…

Harrison Ford excused from Jury service – he wasnt allowed to take his whip into court…

JOEY
Henry Winkler
CHANDLER
Bill Murray
ROSS
Eugene Levy
MONICA
Rodney Dangerfield
RACHEL
Meg Ryan
PHOEBEMeryl Streep
GUNTHER
Joe Pesci

1. Withnail and I
2. Don’t Look Now
3. The Remains of the Day
4. Elizabeth
5. Trainspotting

Fletch is scared fletchless by SAW – hit READ MORE for review…

Noah Wylie quits ER at last – just Charlie from Casualty to go then…

Dougray Scott to play James Bond now – until the next rumour that is…

Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott to be in Dukes of Hazzard – dont these Hollywood execs read our Dream Casts..?

Jim Caviezel offered Superman – hey, dont these Hollywood execs read our Dream Casts..?

Steven Seagal suing someone for defamation of character – they said he was a slim, talented actor…

RICHIE
Matthew Perry
FONZ
Matt Le Blanc
MR CUNNINGHAM
Elliot Gould
CHACHI
David Schwimmer

1. Superman
2. Blade
3. X Men
4. The Crow
5. Road to Perdition

MICK DUNDEE
Eric Bana
SUE CHARLTON
Angelina Jolie
WALTER REILLY
Mark ‘Chopper’ Read
BAD GUY
Ricardo Montalban

Still in the cinemas: I, Robot and King Arthur - reviews by Tyler Durden when you hit READ MORE...

Andy Serkiss flies out to be with gorillas as King Kong research - he did the same with Gollum by spending time with Jordan...

Stephen Baldwin gives Bush his Presidential campaign support - as if the guy didnt have enough trouble with the whole Michael Moore thing...

Russell Crowe has another with fight, this time with his minder - Dennis Waterman is ok though...

Julia Roberts to take time away from movie making - and to think everyone loved Mona Lisa Smile...

Star Wars sequels perhaps being planned - just when you thought it was safe to go back to the cinema...

1. Bad Boys
2. Bullitt
3. M:I 2
4. The French Connection
5. Cutthroat Island

MONKEY
Jet Li
PIGSY
Ray Winstone
SANDY
Nigel Planer
TRIPITAKA
Hilary Swank

1. Superman
2. Spider-man
3. Superman 2
4. X Men
5. Batman (1989)

Fletch tickles Danny Trainspotting Boyles new one – hit READ MORE for review…

Tangina watches Ron Perlman go red – hit READ MORE for review…

Kirtsen Dunst dumped Jake Gyllenhaal for being boring – we asked him how he felt and he shrugged…

Jennifer Garner is single – hands off, she is ours…OURS…

Naomi Watts is scared of elevators – we have just posted a copy of The Omen to her…

George Clooney is scared of going bald after shaving his hair off – he should be worried about losing his beard too…

Eric Bana offered James Bond role – surely he is too green..?

Halle Berry stalked by first ever boyfriend – that guy is weird…

Chief Chump Stuart Townsend claims he and Charlize Theron are no Lopez Affleck – boy have you got that right…

I, ROBOT left Fletch feeling jiggy with it - click READ MORE for his review...

Fletch also saw, er, SAW - hit READ MORE for review...

Mission Impossible 3 delayed for a year - the sacked crew think Tom Cruise is a real Ethan Hunt...

Halle Berry not in X Men 3 - pity, a real pity...

M Night Shyamalan may have ripped an author off for The Village script - thats a twist the studio didnt see coming...

Spike Lee downsizes his 40 acres and a mule production company - he only got the mule now...

Ralph Fiennes to play evil Lord Voldemot - the producers knew he was right after watching Maid in Manhatten...

Denzel Washington expresses interest to ditch leading roles in favour of villains and comedies - careful Denz, look what happened to Schwarzenegger...

Courtney Love AND Tom Sizemore in trouble again - wow, can happen to anyone cant it..?

MAHONEY
Zach Braff
HIGHTOWER
Dennis Haysbert
TACKLEBERRY
Neil Flynn
CAPT REED
Steve GuttenbergKim Cattral

1. To Live and Die in LA
2. Strange Days
3. Dollars
4. Ong Bak
5. Dead bang

Spiderman 2 still has Fletch in a sticky mess – hit READ MORE…

Seeing Will Smith makes Fletch go Tick Tick Tick Tick BOOM - hit READ MORE...

Keira Knightley says she wants to be a better actress – even she is saying it now…

Star Wars 3 to be called Revenge of the Sith – we think the last word is an anagram…

JK Rowling pregnant – Harry Potter and the Billionaire Heir…

Return of the King DVD has an extra 50 minutes – let us hope its not an extra 5 endings tagged on…

Johnny Depp crashes his new car into villa gates – that’s the ninth gate by the way…

Due to the success of the Matrix movies, the Wachowskis never need work again – fingers crossed…

MONKEY
Keanu Reeves
PIGSY
Hugh Bonneville
SANDY
Hugh Laurie
TRIPITAKA
Kelly Hu

1.The Man With Two Brains
2.The Life of Brian
3.Waiting for Guffman
4.Dumb and Dumber
5.Roxanne

Seeing Will Smith makes Fletch go Tick Tick Tick Tick BOOM - hit READ MORE...

More people are killed by coconuts each year, but Fletch still hates them sharks...

Bryan Singer ditches X Men for Superman helming - and people say he has a thing for men in tight lycra...

Ben Affleck linked to Daredevil co star Jennfifer Garner - well he clearly isnt blind after all...

Jack Nicholson to buy Marlon Brandos home - who died in the house that Jack bought...

Colin Farrell hits out at drunken reputation - he missed and fell over...

Sean Young says she didnt get the part in Dick Tracey when she turned down Warren Beattys advances - going on her career, thats a lot of men she has turned down now...

John Travolta to write biography - great first couple of chapters, 100 blanks pages, then a corker of another chapter, then a ridiculous chapter, then blank pages again...

Schwarzenegger slams local lawmakers as girlie men - the nancy losers only carry one uzi 9mm...

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory cameraman drops expensive lens into a vat of chocolate - what a total wonka...

SUPERMAN
Hugh Jackman
LOIS
Jennifer Garner
LEX
Sir Ben Kingsley
JIMMY
Haley Joel Osment
PERRY
Sir Elton John

1.Bad Boys
2.The Rock
3.Point Break
4.The Enforcer
5.Minority Report

Fletch is still clearing up the sticky white mess - Spiderman 2 review when you hit READ MORE...

HELLBOY gets the Tangina touch - hit READ MORE...

Cameron Diaz tries to get her S&M movie off the shelves - she should concentrate on getting The Sweetest Thing deleted too...

George Lucas demands another Indiana Jones IV rewrite - his problem is there still no Nazi Jar Jar Binks subplot...

Crying Game director Neil Jordan finally marries his girlfriend - lets hope the honeymoon doesnt have a twist like the Crying Game...

Jennifer Anniston might have gone to a plastic surgeons this week - who nose if its true...

Relaxed Tom Sizemore is refused new trial for his domestic violence case - they should be careful, he might come round and smash their heads in...

Jackie Chan is to carry Olympic torch through China - no doubt Owen Wilson will be next to him making wisecracks...

Marlon Brando leaves $21 million in his will - the same number of pounds he weighed when he died...

Colin Farrell begs for joint custody - we think its about his kid, not the doobie...

FLYNN
Jude Law
TRON
Jake Gyllenhaal
YORI
Zhang Ziyi
SARK
Jack Black
TOWER GUARDIAN
Tom Hanks

1. Smallville
2. The Office
3. 24
4. Only Fools And Horses
5. The X Files

Fletch has a gooey white mess all over his hands as he discusses Spidey sequel - hit READ MORE...

HELLBOY gets the Tangina touch - hit READ MORE...

Day After Tomorrow rip off case is thrown out of court - the judge said it would be a cold day in hell when the prosecution win...

Marlon Brando names a producer as Executor of his will - nothing will happen for ten years and then the Will goes into turnaround...

Dennis Quaid gets married - Meg Ryan doesnt...

David Hassellhoff hits London stage - drunk driving again...

Demi Moore might be pregnant with the spawn of Ashton Kutcher - at least the kid can have all the hand me down clothes and toys from his dad...

Scotty from Star Trek has Alzheimers - She canna go any...er...she...hmmm...

Mira Sorvino weds in secret - ooh, sorry, wasnt supposed to tell you that...

1.Trainspotting
2.The Third Man
3.Withnail & I
4.The Italian Job
5.Sexy Beast

FLYNN
Colin Farrell
TRON
Keanu Reeves
YORI
Claire Forlani
SARK
Jason Isaacs
TOWER GUARDIAN
Jeff Bridges

Fletch is still toasting from Cannes, reviews for clever thriller Saw and shark attack docu drama Open Water - hit READ MORE...

Rumours that Steven Gerrard and Emile Heskey will make a British version of Dumb and Dumber have been scrapped - the boy Gerrard scored a goal so we have to find another loser in the team...

Ben Affleck is stunned to find out J-Lo married - how could anyone tell, he has always got the same expression...

Catherine Zeta Jones stalker pleads not guilty - she is stalking Michael..!

Thandie Newton opts out of Mission Impossible 3 - phew, that was close...

Stallone and Cruise carry olympic torch - Sly ran up the steps and Tom did the mountain hanging part of the journey...

David Hasselhoff caught drunk driving - I thought his car could drive on its own..?

Michael Moore furous over censorship rating of R in US - I think he has found a topic for a new documentary...

Halle Berrys stalker has been ordered to stay away from her and not rent her movies - ooh, can we have one of those court orders please..?

Hugh Jackman wins a Tony award - you see, he was Van Helsing as was Tony Hopkins, karma..!

1.Mask of Zorro
2. Taxi
3. Ronin
4. Raiders of the Lost Ark
5. The Spy Who Loved Me

WILLAD
Brad Pitt
KURTZ
Antony Hopkins
KILGORE
Bruce Willis
JOURNALIST
Jack Black
JOHNSON
Ryan Phillipe

1.Trainspotting
2.A Clockwork Orange
3.Withnail & I
4.Lawrence Of Arabia
5.Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Still in cinemas, TROY and VAN HELSING reviews by Tyler - hit READ MORE...

Shakur Kapur to make sequel to Elizabeth - just dont call it Elizabeth II...

Hugh Jackman has eye problems - he keeps scratching them with those claws in his hands...

Mel Gibson plans to make film based on Boudicca - it will be historically accurate, with Gibson taking the lead role...

Penelope Cruz seen kissing Matthew McConaughey - he hasnt played with her bongos yet though...

BO
Brad Pitt
LUKE
Colin Farrell
DAISY
Kelly Brooke
JESSIEDonald Sutherland
BOSS
Michael Clarke Duncan

Fletch has been on some criosant in France. Two exclusive reviews from the man who cannes:

Shrek 2 and Michael Moores new doco about Bush (Dubya that is), Fahrenheit 911 - hit READ MORE...

Rosie o Donnell to start up gay magazine - lets hope she wont be modelling in it...

Cameron Diaz breaks nose in 20 places - well dont go to those places again Cameron...

Halle Berry used Catwoman shoot as therapy - going from the trailer I think we will all need therapy after watching the movie...

Christopher Reeve ticks off President Bush for being rubbish - and then he threatened to use his laser eyes as punishment...

Kirk Douglas remarries - when they asked if anyone thought they shouldnt marry, the whole congregation stood up and said I am Spartacus!

Charlize Theron wants a baby - please Charlize, not with that plank Stuart Townsend!!!

Tarantino defends giving the Palme D'Or to Michael Moore - the films producer, Harvey Weinstein, agreed with the speech he wrote for Quentin...

1- Top Secret
2-When Harry Met Sally
3- Groundhog Day
4 - The Princess Bride
5 – Withnail and I

JOEY
Colin Farrell
CHANDLER
Nicholas Brendon
ROSS
RACHEL
Naomi Watts
MONICA
Famke Janssen
PHOEBE
Ursula

Fletch has been on some criosant in France. Two exclusive reviews from the man who cannes:

Shrek 2 and Michael Moores new doco about Bush (Dubya that is), Fahrenheit 911 - hit READ MORE...

Quentin Tarantino wants to remake Casino Royale - so a name change to Casino Royale with Cheese perhaps?

Gwyneth and Colplday give birth to an apple - no, really...

Kate Bosworth ignores jealous fans of her boyfriend Orlando Bloom - perhaps she knows something we dont...

Tom Cruise denies body shaving - we have seen him with a beard after all...

Gary Oldman gets hit with massive tax bill - looks like Lost In Space 2 will get made after all...

Natalie Portman dumps boyfriend - we are always here for you Nat...

Tarantino and Sofia Coppola share hotel room in Cannes - her father famously filmed a scene where a man woke up in bed with a horses head...

Saucy snaps of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have been stolen - apparantly one of the snaps was after Ashton had Punkd on Demi...

Directors Guild of America give top honour to Robert De Niro for outstanding achievement to cinema - stuff like Showtime, Rocky & Bullwinkle and The Score...

Halle Berry will have a bigger role in X Men 3 - wonder what accent she will use this time?

BO
Matthew McConaughey
LUKE
Johnny Knoxville
DAISY
Eliza Dushku
JESSIENick Nolte
HOGG
James Gandolfini

1 The Color of Money
2 Minority Report
3 MI:2
4 Legend
5 Days of Thunder

Fletch splashes out and tells us about Danny Boyles Millions - hit READ MORE

Harold Knowseffall has seen Star Wars 3 in a motel bathroom!!!

Starting this week! Fletch can Cannes - daily reports from the festival! Wow!

Kevin Spaceys brother claims their father was a Nazi who abused them and the brother is a Rod Stewart impersonator - Ludicrous! Next he will be saying Kevin is gay!...

Gwyneth Palthrow and Chris Martin will name child when they see the face - how about Bland if he looks like his dad?...

Ryan O Neal and Farrah Fawcett to marry? - The wedding reception meal will be liquidised...

Tom Sizemore being sued by ex-assistant because he forced her to hide drugs and do the nasty with him - and he seemed such a lovely fella, dont judge a book I guess...

Jada Pinkett Smith denies her song Taste Your Fruit is about fellatio - it has nothing to do with pasta sauce she said...

Kate Beckinsale laughs at comparisons to Kate Winslet - we dont see it either.

English actress called Kate, married to director after dumping father of their first child.

They both starred in a huge movie based around a tragedy and were the centre of a love triangle.

Oh, and they live on the same street.

No, we dont see it at all...

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have allegedlly secretly wed - his headmaster is gonna kill him!

John Malkovich joins the cast of Goblet of Fire - rumours of a title change to Being Harry Potter have been rubbished. By us...

FONZ
Vince Vaughn
RICHIE
Chris Rock
HOWARD
Tom Sizemore
CHACHI
Steve-O

1. T2
2. Se7en
3. Tron
4. Point Break
5. Logans Run

1. Black Christmas
2. My Bloody Valentine
3. Friday the 13th
4. April Fool’s Day
5.Independence Day

From the director of Trainspotting comes MILLIONS – from the pen of Fletch, comes the review – hit READ MORE…

D.A.R.Y.L. sharpens his pen for his review of THE TWLIGIHT SAMURAI – hit READ MORE…

Quentin Tarantino and Sofia Coppola might be dating – wow, their offspring will be real lookers…

Scarlett Johansson joins MI:3 cast – she will probably be the object of an elder man, but its not gonna be Cruise right?..

Another slow news week, so more from Paul Dross…
Hey film fans! Following the smash hits Super Mario Brothers, Mortal Kombat 2 and Resident Evil comes another computer game to the big screen transition. Breakout! Will star Danny DeVito as a bouncing ball smashing against a row of bricks. DeVito will also produce the $40 million extravaganza with reportedly mind blowing special effects…

Unconfirmed reports have come through that a prequel to Star Wars is being considered…

The Calcium Kid is this years best milk boxing movie…

BO
Woody Harrelson
LUKE
Matthew MacConaughey
DAISY
Jennifer Garner
JESSIE
Billy Bob Thornton
BOSS HOGG
Marlon Brando

1. Black Hawk Down
2. Top Gun
3. Crimson Tide
4. Con Air
5.Armageddon

Fletch comes in with another exclusive, Danny Boyle and Millions - hit READ MORE for review...

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind review - hit READ MORE for review...

Kevin Spacey beats off young boy – he was being mugged…

Tarantino pours scorn on Casino Royale, which he plans to remake – well at least he ADMITS to remaking something now…

Peter Jackson may shoot rape movie – reports of the Ents being used in an Evil Dead style rip off are ridiculous…

Uma Thurman and Daryl Hannah are kept apart at the premiere of Kill Bill 2 – watch the movie and you will see they hate each other…

Brad Pitt pulls his Achilles tendon whilst filming Troy – Hey! His character was called Achilles! Wow, the marketing department must have been working overtime on that one…

Brando wants his ashes scattered over an island when he dies – er, something the size of Asia perhaps Mr B?...

Seth Green finally gets on Sesame Street – Grover needed an holiday replacement…

Kim Basinger sells off Alec Baldwins ring – hmmm...

Harvey Weinstein gets CBE – Royal caterers panic…

WILLARD
Colin Farrell
KURTZ
Robert De Niro
KILGORE
Morgan Freeman
PHOTOGRAPHER
Nic Cage
SURFER
Mark Wahlberg

1. Taxi
2. The Firm
3. Minority Report
4.The Fugitive
5. Ronin

Still the only Kill Bill Volume 2 around – Fletch hacks his way through it when you hit READ MORE…

He’s also on the back of Charlie Kaufman and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind – hit READ MORE…

Renny Harlins Exorcist prequel will get theatrical release – rumours of Geena Davis playing Satan are not entirely true…

Lauren Hutton is airlifted after stomach bug – we said airlifted, not facelifted, and she denies being Viggo Mortenson…

Val Kilmer has denied his bad boy label – F*** OFF YOU C**** he told us and threw a chair across the room…

Shapeshifter Mystique actress Rebecca Romijon Stamos is splitting from her husband – she has changed, he said…

Penelope Cruz doesnt know why Tom Cruise chucked her – er, because he is really happy and jovial…

BO
Taye Diggs
LUKE
Omar Epps
DAISY
Salma Hayek
UNCLE JESSIE
Morgan Freeman
BOSS HOGG
Charles S Dutton

I. Bob Harris and Charlotte
II. Jack Foley and Karen Sisco
III. Harry Burns and Sally Albright
IV. Han Solo and Princess Leia
V. Hannibal Lector and Clarice Starling

WILLARD
Nick Nolte
KURTZ
Francis Ford Coppola
KILGORE
Pee Wee Herman
PHOTOGRAPHER
Jeff Bridges
SURFER
Paul Walker

Fletch really wants to Kill Bill 2 – hit READ MORE for review…

Look who is back, Fletch again – Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind review when you hit READ MORE…

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart to split – wouldnt that be Hollywood Homicide for her...?

Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas prepare for a third child – he has slipped on his V-neck sweater and gone clubbing with her…

Bruce Willis might marry his girlfriend who is the same age as Ashton Kucher – Bruce and Demi will share school pick up duties for the two youngsters…

J-Lo mum wins millions on slot machine – the Hispanic one-arm bandit…

Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz back together maybe – fancy splitting up just as her movie opens, hmmm…

J-Lo to share her acting secrets on “Inside the Actors Studio” – short show methinks…

Russell Crowe said to be lonely on location shooting – stop hitting people then Russ..!

Colin Firth tops poll to become new James Bond – WHAT???!!!

Sean Bean was fifth choice – have these voters not seen Goldeneye..?

Fletch does it again – Kill Bill II review when you hit READ MORE…

TJ Mackey is up in arms about The Passion of the Christ – hit READ MORE…

Kate Beckinsale to marry Underworld director next month – unless she makes another film before then and jumps out of this relationship too…

Jim Carrey reminisces about old flames – he has dated some beauties and also Renee Zellwegger…

Hilary Swank to be new Calvin Klein model – for shoes and gloves we are guessing…

Such a slow movie news week, we invited Paul Dross to unleash some of his insider reelings:

“This is the best movie column ever!”
Robert De Niro might be taking over from Christopher Lloyd to play Uncle Fester in “Addams Family 3: A Generation Too Far” – he will be shedding hair and gaining weight for the film…

Oscar rumours are surrounding George Clooney’s potential next film “Dummy Switch” – he plays a ventriloquist who inadvertently swaps bodies with his dummy. Clooney would become the wooden thing, barely able to raise his neck or open his eyes, whilst the CGI dummy takes over Clooney’s everyday life of shopping, drinking and pig farming…

LIONO
Paul Walker
PANTHRO
Louis Gossett Jr
SNARF
Gary Coleman
CHEETARAH
Jennifer Garner
MUMM-RA
Mel Brooks

1. Minority Report
2. Magnolia
3. Interview With The Vampire
4. Mission: Impossible
5. Rain Man

Fletch has survived The Dawn of the Dead - hit READ MORE for review...

Was Fletch scared at Gothika? - hit READ MORE to find out...

D.A.R.Y.L. gives us his one line review of The Passion of the Christ - Not as good as the book...

Heath Ledger complaining about his love life - fine, we wont talk about it...

Heath Ledger is dating Naomi Watts - Naomi Watts is dating Heath Ledger...

Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz split - I guess she wont be taking his surname after all, haaang on...

Kate Winslett to be in fourth Harry Potter movie - is there anyone left in Equity..?

Michael Caine to be Dad in Bewitched - Youre only supposed to rub the bloody brass off..!

Pierce Brosnan laughs off Britney Spears Bond girl rumour - Hahahahahaha, luck of d'oirish he said...

Arnie might duck out of groping charge in court - I will touch your back he slurred...

Christopher Eccleston to be new Dr Who - they are going for a more lighter comedic feel I guess...

Affleck told to lose the goatee beard - but he left J-Lo last month..!

FONZ
Colin Farrell
CHACHI
Freddie Prinze Jnr
RICHIE
Matthew Lillard
HOWARD
Henry Winkler

Pierce Brosnan
Timothy Dalton
Sean Connery
Roger Moore
David Niven

The Passion of the Christ review by Fletch - hit READ MORE for review...

Dawn of the Dead remake review by Fletch - hit READ MORE for review...

Ben Affleck refuses to do any more action movies - he wants to concentrate on romantic comedies like Gigli...

Pitt and Clooney refused entry to Italian hotel - I thought they were going to steal from our casino said the doorman...

Spielberg and Cruise in talks to do War of the Worlds - there will be a scene with Cruise running down a street and kicking a wall, and of course the Martians will be misunderstood and have a long honey glazed ending as they make up with the humans...

Chris Tucker plans to do Rush Hour 3 - brilliant...

Clooney circling Magnum PI movie - must have enjoyed that moustache in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind...

Harry Knowles does it again - another fake picture online...

DR. WHO
Richard E Grant
THE MASTER
Oliver Platt
BRIGADEER
Stephen Fry
DAVROS
Glenn Close

1. Jerry Maguire
2. Magnolia
3. MI2
4. Top Gun
5. Eyes Wide Shut

Fletch praises The Passion of The Christ – hit READ MORE for review…

Harry Knowles is duped by an obviously fraudulent Batman poster – too busy copying and pasting from other peoples sites I guess…

Nelson Mandela praises Charlize Theron for putting South Africa on the map – but she did it by playing a lesbian serial killer prostitute?!

Lethal Weapon 5 mooted – they REALLY are too old for that 5h1t, and so are we…

Ashton Kucher and Demi Moore party in baby clothes – she borrowed some of his…

Colin Farrell wants a no smoking zone around his baby son – does this mean he will never see the little one?

Oscar winner Charlize Theron has said she will never do another mediocre film again – clearly the Mighty Joe Young star hated The Cider House Rules as much as we did…

Ben Affleck to poke fun at J-Lo on Saturday Night Live – but she has made a joke of herself already Ben!

Patrick Stewart has a go at Tarantino over female violence in Kill Bill – but Patrick, you bitch slapped that Borg type woman in one of your films!

Dustin Hoffman in car crash – he said he was an excellent driver…

1. Get Carter
2. Trainspotting
3. Withnail & I
4. The Long Good Friday
5. Zulu

FILM
Master and Commander
DIRECTOR
Peter Jackson
SCRIPT
Return of the King
ACTOR
Russell Crowe
ACTRESS
Scarlett Johanssen

FLETCH seeks Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind and finds it - hit READ MORE for review...

He has also weighed up 21 Grams - hit READ MORE for review...

Bruce Willis to be Ashton Kuchers best man - you know he is gonna sing at the wedding as well...

Steven Segals lawyers want to ditch him - our doorframes cant take his size anymore they said...

Tara Reid and Shannon Doherty in catfight - bring on the mudpool..!

Scarlett Johanson and Benicio Del Toro an item? - he wants to give the girl a pearl n...

Renee Zellwegger and White Stripes Jack to wed? - be warned Renee, you will end up playing keyboards and he will say you are his sister...

FILM
Return of the King
DIRECTOR
Peter Jackson
SCRIPT
Narc
ACTOR
Jason Patric
ACTRESS
Naomi Watts

1. The Office
2. West Wing
3. Brasseye
4. Friends
5. Futurama

Return of the King reviews by Fletch and Tyler Durden - click READ MORE...

A clean sweep for Return of the King - who would have thought it?

Stuart Townsend in the front row of the ceremony - WHAT?????!!!!

Bill Murray visibly gutted at not winning - as was Madonna when she saw her ex pick up the award...

Sofia Coppola wins Best Original Script - for a largely improvised and silent film with nothing much happening in it...

Daddy Francis delighted at her success - theres a lot of Napa Valley wine being shipped to people today...

Seabiscuit wins nothing - wonder why...

Stuart Townsend in the front row - I know we mentioned that, but WHAT??!!?!!?

Peter Jackson wins Best Adapted Screenplay - with co-writers Strawberry Switchblade...

Two empty seats in the auditorium - Harvey Weinstein didnt show up...

Adrien Brody freshens his mouth before announcing Best Actress - lucky it wasnt Diane Keaton Ade...

Stuart Townsend gutted at leaving the Lord of the Rings films - still, he struck gold with Queen of the Damned and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...

Nicole Kidman decides to come along as an Oscar - tall, shiny with a big head...

Tim Robbins kisses only one of his kids when he wins - still cant get over Stuart Townsend?!?!...

FILM
Lost in Translation
ACTOR
Sean Penn
ACTRESS
NAOMI WATTS
DIRECTOR
PETER JACKSON
SCRIPT
Lost in Translation

I. RULES OF ATTRACTION
II. X MEN 2
III. SIGNS
IV. KILL BILL VOL. 1
V. HULK